We’ll Feed You, Tiny Tim

Our Christmas dinner menu, for your edification and recipe requests:

Starter: Fried Milk-Soaked Goose Liver and Water Crackers

Soup: Apple-Squash Bacon Soup

Salad: Warm Spinach Salad with Homemade Bacon Dressing

Agitated Goose (hilariously thawed in the washing machine, set on “agitate”), Stuffed with Apples, Pears, and

‘s Madagascar Vanilla Beans, Roasted in Garlic Molasses Butter, with Port-Mustard Gravy and Homemade Sun-Dried Tomato Basil Bread

Dessert: Plum Pudding en Flambe, Ringed in Cranberry Compote , Which Will Hopefully Taste Good, and Pumpkin Pie In Case It Is Vomitous. Either One Topped with Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream. (

again.)

Beverages: Spanish (via Wisconsin) Lattes and Mulled Groosalugg (Where Cat Combines All the German and Scandanavian Christmas Booze Recipes Into One, Looks On It, And Sees That It Is Good. And Pur-Pleh.)

Now, don’t you wish you were at our house tonight?

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84 Responses to We’ll Feed You, Tiny Tim

  1. slipjig says:

    Now, don’t you wish you were at our house tonight?

    Oh, Jesus H. Parboiled Christ on a Triscuit, yes, I do. On my way over….

  2. slipjig says:

    Now, don’t you wish you were at our house tonight?

    Oh, Jesus H. Parboiled Christ on a Triscuit, yes, I do. On my way over….

  3. celtic_elk says:

    Dear gods, yes! Enjoy your feast!

  4. celtic_elk says:

    Dear gods, yes! Enjoy your feast!

  5. mamaduckers says:

    Defrosted by agitating in the washing machine? Yes, that does sound hilarious. How did that come about? Is that a proper method for defrosting a goose? Does it work with other poulrty (turkey)?
    Sounds very yummy. Yes, I do wish I was dining with you tonight. I’ve never had goose.
    Merry Christmas!!

  6. mamaduckers says:

    Defrosted by agitating in the washing machine? Yes, that does sound hilarious. How did that come about? Is that a proper method for defrosting a goose? Does it work with other poulrty (turkey)?
    Sounds very yummy. Yes, I do wish I was dining with you tonight. I’ve never had goose.
    Merry Christmas!!

  7. I often wish I was at your house. The food is just extra incentive.

    Have a wonderful dinner.

  8. I often wish I was at your house. The food is just extra incentive.

    Have a wonderful dinner.

  9. gasslight says:

    Yes! Well, if you’re serving the leftovers (this is what happens if you wait til you’re not busy with Christmas things to read your flist!)

  10. gasslight says:

    Yes! Well, if you’re serving the leftovers (this is what happens if you wait til you’re not busy with Christmas things to read your flist!)

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