Our Christmas dinner menu, for your edification and recipe requests:
Starter: Fried Milk-Soaked Goose Liver and Water Crackers
Soup: Apple-Squash Bacon Soup
Salad: Warm Spinach Salad with Homemade Bacon Dressing
Agitated Goose (hilariously thawed in the washing machine, set on “agitate”), Stuffed with Apples, Pears, and
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‘s Madagascar Vanilla Beans, Roasted in Garlic Molasses Butter, with Port-Mustard Gravy and Homemade Sun-Dried Tomato Basil Bread
Dessert: Plum Pudding en Flambe, Ringed in Cranberry Compote , Which Will Hopefully Taste Good, and Pumpkin Pie In Case It Is Vomitous. Either One Topped with Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream. (
again.)
Beverages: Spanish (via Wisconsin) Lattes and Mulled Groosalugg (Where Cat Combines All the German and Scandanavian Christmas Booze Recipes Into One, Looks On It, And Sees That It Is Good. And Pur-Pleh.)
Now, don’t you wish you were at our house tonight?
Now, don’t you wish you were at our house tonight?
Oh, Jesus H. Parboiled Christ on a Triscuit, yes, I do. On my way over….
My thoughts exactly.
My thoughts exactly.
Now, don’t you wish you were at our house tonight?
Oh, Jesus H. Parboiled Christ on a Triscuit, yes, I do. On my way over….
Count me in.
Count me in.
Dear gods, yes! Enjoy your feast!
Dear gods, yes! Enjoy your feast!
Defrosted by agitating in the washing machine? Yes, that does sound hilarious. How did that come about? Is that a proper method for defrosting a goose? Does it work with other poulrty (turkey)?
Sounds very yummy. Yes, I do wish I was dining with you tonight. I’ve never had goose.
Merry Christmas!!
Defrosted by agitating in the washing machine? Yes, that does sound hilarious. How did that come about? Is that a proper method for defrosting a goose? Does it work with other poulrty (turkey)?
Sounds very yummy. Yes, I do wish I was dining with you tonight. I’ve never had goose.
Merry Christmas!!
I often wish I was at your house. The food is just extra incentive.
Have a wonderful dinner.
We wish you were here, too, darling girl.
We wish you were here, too, darling girl.
I often wish I was at your house. The food is just extra incentive.
Have a wonderful dinner.
So, how was it?
So, how was it?
Yes! Well, if you’re serving the leftovers (this is what happens if you wait til you’re not busy with Christmas things to read your flist!)
Yes! Well, if you’re serving the leftovers (this is what happens if you wait til you’re not busy with Christmas things to read your flist!)