You’ll forgive me, because for the first time, I actually care.
OMG SEATTLE IS GOING TO THE SUPER BOWL! MY TEAM! GO HAWKS!
Those of us who grew up in Seattle know the pain of a perpetually sucking team. They’ve never been to the big game before, and I for one am throwing a goddamn Super Bowl party.
It might also be a sign of the Apocalypse. No one said that the Fell Horseman couldn’t be linebackers with big ol’ shoulderpads.
Reaper nachos and Revelation dogs, baby.