Morning in the House of Girls

Context: The Starbucks Christmas
Bearista is “vintage” this year, in more than clothing choice: it comes in male and female versions,
all velvety and gorgeous, except the female one has a baby
bearista stapled to her paw. I found this to be somewhat, I don’t know,
over-heteronormative for my taste, but her dress is bitchin’.

Me: I’m gonna buy that bear and cut her baby off.

: (Casually looking up from her coffee) Are you going to use a coathanger?


Abortion humor is fun, kids! But don’t try this at home!

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