I bought the most beautifullest prom dress and it’s sleek and black and makes me look tall and stacked and oh it was too much money but I never had a prom and I didn’t even have a real wedding dress and I’ve never owned a really nice dress before and I’ve never spent the littlest dime of the Orphan’s Tales money yet and that makes it ok, right? Right? It’s so beautiful and the back is all skin and shiny black beads…
Also, I now own a tiara. I am a Big Damn Girl.
I’m 27 years old and I’m finally going to prom. I’m allowed to squee, right? How did I ever get friends who would go to this amount of effort just to give one girl something she never had?